Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 17, 2007

God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven...
Have you ever felt like a wounded cow halfway between an oven and a pasture? walking in a trance toward a pregnant seventeen-year-old housewife's two-day-old cookbook? -- Richard Brautigan

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. --...
Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make...
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!

I think my career is ruined!
I think my career is ruined!