Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 7, 2007

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it,...
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. -- Henry Spencer

Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are...
Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided at all costs. -- N. Alexander.

When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun,...
When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points And Oxygen still had none Then Oxygen scored a single goal And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because of rain.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations.