Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 30, 2007

You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you gotta...
You win some, lose some, and some get rained out; but you gotta suit up for them all.

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so...
We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! (Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)

Genius is pain. -- John Lennon
Genius is pain. -- John Lennon

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

Have an adequate day.
Have an adequate day.

In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician,...
In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered. One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up...

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever...
The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social sciences' is: some do, some don't. -- Ernest Rutherford

Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Where the hammer? ...
Tyger, Tyger, burning bright Where the hammer? Where the chain? In the forests of the night, In what furnace was thy brain? What immortal hand or eye What the anvil? What dread grasp Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? ...