Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 10, 2007

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone...
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company."

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
There's always free cheese in a mousetrap.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More...
It's faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money. -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life"