Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 24, 2007

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not...
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody...
In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A:...
Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can observe a lot just by watching.

Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George...
Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman

TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd...
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wright

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's...
A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After that it's cheating. -- Yves Montand