Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 13, 2007

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread...
For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. -- Alexander Pope

Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they...
Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet. -- Kliban

Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre...
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas

Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself...
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning...