Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 29, 2007

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." ...
"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435

During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out...
During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly.

PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.
PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn.

A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than...
A wonderful bird is the pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Enough food for a week. I'm darned if I know how the helican.

"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." ...
"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..." -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435

Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it...
Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's diet

"Here's something to think about: How come you never...
"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?" -- Jay Leno