Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 16, 2007

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. --...
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -- Josi Simon

In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there...
In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever...
Planet Claire has pink hair. All the trees are red. No one ever dies there. No one has a head....

Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot...
Each night Father fills me with dread When he sits on the foot ofmy bed; I'd not mind that he speaks In gibbers and squeaks, But for the seventeen years he's been dead. -- Edward Gorey

Article the Third: Where a crime of the kidneys...
Article the Third: Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change. Public announcements and guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary. Article the Fourth: ...

Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart go wander.