Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 5, 2007

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926

Life is like a simile.
Life is like a simile.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute...
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)
Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)

Take what you can use and let the rest go by...
Take what you can use and let the rest go by. -- Ken Kesey

What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!