Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 26, 2007

There is always someone worse off than yourself.
There is always someone worse off than yourself.

A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture...
A pretty young boy known as Kevin Was raped in a pasture by seven Lascivious beasts (Oh, those Anglican priests) And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.

I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!
I want to so HAPPY, the VEINS in my neck STAND OUT!!

Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said...
Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said I had made it up.

Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.
Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.

Every country has the government it deserves...
Every country has the government it deserves. -- Joseph De Maistre

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"

If you fail to plan, plan to fail.
If you fail to plan, plan to fail.