Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 23, 2007

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with...
Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. -- Bill Musselman

Democracy is the worst form of government except all those...
Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. -- Winston Churchill

If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.

MONOTONY: Marriage to one woman at a time.
MONOTONY: Marriage to one woman at a time.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.

Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!
Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE!

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over...
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers

I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get...
I don't want to be young again, I just don't want to get any older.

A girl with a future avoids the man with a past...
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. -- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't...
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!