Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 22, 2007

Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will...
Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

KROGT: (chemical symbol: Kr) The metallic silver...
KROGT: (chemical symbol: Kr) The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.
The secret of happiness is total disregard of everybody.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage...
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. -- Publilius Syrus

Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more...
Tart words make no friends; a spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. -- B. Franklin

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!