Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 12, 2008

What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient...
What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb

A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each...
A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey. The banana weighs two ounces...

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head...
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwyn