Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 4, 2008

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

Man proposes, God disposes. -- Thomas a Kempis
Man proposes, God disposes. -- Thomas a Kempis

You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

beta test, v: To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's...
beta test, v: To voluntarily entrust one's data, one's livelihood and one's sanity to hardware or software intended to destroy all three. In earlier days, virgins were often selected to beta test volcanos.

If the meanings of "true" and "false" were...
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false.

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? ...
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe