Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 30, 2008

The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter...
The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.

When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by...
When you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'... There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaall for Super Chicken ...

Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number...
Any time you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.