Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 10, 2008

[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line...
[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made in Japan]: The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by permitting wonderful...

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation...
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H.H. Munro, "Saki"

Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what...
Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz, Was to do what man normally does, She declared, "I'm a Soul- Not a sexual goal!" So he shrugged and called someone who was.

We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities...
We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"

Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute,...
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer. -- A. Gide