Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 24, 2008

There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly...
There once was a Duchess of Bruges Whose cunt was incredibly huge. Said the king to this dame As he thunderously came: "Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!"

There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen...
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte Who insists on a dozen a night. A fellow named Cheddar Had the brashness to wed her- His chance of survival is slight.

"I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit. It's...
"I say we take off; nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens"

"You know, we've won awards for this crap." -- David...
"You know, we've won awards for this crap." -- David Letterman

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from...
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- Carl Sagan

Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is,...
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster. -- J. R. R. Tolkien