Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 16, 2008

Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with...
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres. Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking...

Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end.
Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end.

He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered...
He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. -- Ring Lardner

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know...
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculous; In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. -- Gilbert & Sullivan,...

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your...
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said...
The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. [so say said sentence sextuply...]