Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 15, 2008

Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
Love IS what it's cracked up to be.

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely...
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans; it's lovely to be silly at the right moment. -- Horace

Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live...
Not drinking, chasing women, or doing drugs won't make you live longer -- it just seems that way.

Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.

Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived...
Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter --...

Microsoft Windows didn't get as bad as it is overnight --...
Microsoft Windows didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years of careful development

Payeen to a Twang Derrida Ore-Ida potato. If you dared, I'd...
Payeen to a Twang Derrida Ore-Ida potato. If you dared, I'd ask you to go dig up your ides under brown- tubered skies. where pitchforked you will ask Derrida?