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The astronomer Francesco Sizi, a contemporary of Galileo,...
The astronomer Francesco Sizi, a contemporary of Galileo, argues that Jupiter can have no satellites: There are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and a mouth; so in the heavens there are two favorable stars,...

The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.
The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer.

Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

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