Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 21, 2008

"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true." --...
"'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true." -- Poloniouius, in Willie the Shake's _Hamlet, Prince of Darkness_

A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint...
A man's gotta know his limitations. -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here...
Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!!

Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!

So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad