Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 9, 2008

-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of...
-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. -- Surveillance should precede saltation. -- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. -- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over...

Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul...
Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress...