Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 2, 2008

It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in...
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding...
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system. But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil...

There was a young girl from Medina Who could completely control...
There was a young girl from Medina Who could completely control her vagina. She could twist it around Like the cunts that are found In Japan, Manchukuo and China.

There was a young lad - name of Durcan Who was always jerkin'...
There was a young lad - name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His father said, "Durcan Stop jerkin' your gherkin Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.

There was a young lad named McFee Who was stung in the balls...
There was a young lad named McFee Who was stung in the balls by a bee He made oodles of money By oozing pure honey Every time he attempted to pee.

There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things...
There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from god. But it wasn't the almighty Who lifted her nighty, It was Roger, the lodger, by god.

Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you...
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch,...
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. -- Marcus Valerius Martialis

Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart go wander.