Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 23, 2008

Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician,...
Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers. 2: The Odd Prime -- It's the only even prime, therefore it's odd. QED. 3: ...

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

Love to eat them mousies; Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they...
Love to eat them mousies; Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they tiny heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet! -- Kilban

A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My...
A certain young sheik of Algiers Said to his harem, "My dears, Though you may think it odd of me, I'm tired of just sodomy Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)

I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen...
I know you're in search of yourself, I just haven't seen you anywhere.