Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 5, 2008

There's only one everything.
There's only one everything.

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o'...
I will not play at tug o' war. I'd rather play at hug o' war, Where everyone hugs Instead of tugs, Where everyone giggles And rolls on the rug, Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins. -- Shel...

Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean...
Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave. And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remain, And miles around they'll say that I Am quite...

Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.