Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 6, 2008

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative...
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When. She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate How. -- Frederick Winsor