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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is
playing golf with his boss.
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Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2567 of 3566 |
Signals don't kill programs. Programs kill programs.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2568 of 3566 |
Signs of crime: screaming or cries for help.
-- from the Brown Security Crime Prevention Pamphlet
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Silverman's Law:
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2570 of 3566 |
Simon's Law:
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 2571 of 3566 |
Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot, who was cordial,
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe
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Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're
alive.
-- John Sloan
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Since we're all here, we must not be all there.
-- Bob "Mountain" Beck
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[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the
vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill
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