Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 13, 2006

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Voicless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless...
Voicless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters.

"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair...
"Cogito ergo I'm right and you're wrong." -- Blair Houghton

"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslav proverb
"Tell the truth and run." -- Yugoslav proverb

"The fundamental purpose animating the Faith of God...
"The fundamental purpose animating the Faith of God and His Religion is to safeguard the interests and promote the unity of the human race, and to foster the spirit of love and fellowship amongst men. Suffer it not to become a source of dissension...

"We learn from history that we learn nothing from...
"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history." -- George Bernard Shaw

Small is beautiful.
Small is beautiful.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper...
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been...
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.