Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 22, 2006

Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom...
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river. Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each...

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why ...
better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus < north pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep...

Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled...
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the goblerwarts with...

"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where...
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great...
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!