Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 18, 2006

"Wrong," said Renner. "The tactful way,"...
"Wrong," said Renner. "The tactful way," Rod said quietly, "the polite way to disagree with the Senator would be to say, `That turns out not to be the case.'"

Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O...
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O. Wilde

I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. --...
I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay. -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977.

God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot...
God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.

Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein
Fear is the greatest salesman. -- Robert Klein