Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 2, 2006

Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean...
Oh, when I was in love with you, Then I was clean and brave, And miles around the wonder grew How well did I behave. And now the fancy passes by, And nothing will remain, And miles around they'll say that I Am quite...

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. --...
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. -- Seneca

Sometimes it happens. People just explode. Natural causes...
Sometimes it happens. People just explode. Natural causes. -- Repo Man

Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking...
Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them. -- Richard M. Nixon

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, Tan me hide when I'm dead...
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred, Tan me hide when I'm dead. So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, It's hanging there on the shed. All together now... Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down,...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. -- Woody Allen

The more things change, the more they stay insane.
The more things change, the more they stay insane.

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent...
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvador Hardin

Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins...
Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggins [J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Hobbit"]

It is far more impressive when others discover your good...
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. -- Miss Manners

You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up! --...
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up! -- Dylan Thomas

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"