Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 9, 2006

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd...
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx

Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.
Acid absorbs 47 times its own weight in excess Reality.

Behold the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the...
Behold the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" -- which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch...

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right...
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters...
One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert