Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 29, 2006

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at...
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -- Dorothy Parker

There once was a lifeguard named Lee Who rescued a girl from...
There once was a lifeguard named Lee Who rescued a girl from the sea She asked how to pay, And he said "Try this way, Go down for the third time on me."

Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this...
Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.