| Humor: Tuesday December 19, 2006 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 19, 2006Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes
Of hateful soreness,...
Buzz off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes Of hateful soreness, purge mine ears of corn; Less dear than army ants in apple pies Art thou, old prune-face, with thy chestnuts worn, Dropt from thy peeling lips like lousy fruit; Like honeybees upon... better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why ... better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus < north pole > town cat /etc/passwd > list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist cat list | grep... If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him... If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire, "Epitres, XCVI" TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd... TV is chewing gum for the eyes. -- Frank Lloyd Wright A good memory does not equal pale ink. A good memory does not equal pale ink. And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth... And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. -- Kahlil Gibran Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER? Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER? Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 19, 2006
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