Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 4, 2006

We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're...
We're Knights of the Round Table We dance whene'er we're able We do routines and chorus scenes We're knights of the Round Table With footwork impeccable Our shows are formidable We dine well here in Camelot But many...

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity...
What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature. - Voltaire

Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us...
Stult's Report: Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry...
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov

Life is like a simile.
Life is like a simile.