Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 30, 2006

We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're...
We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure that it wasn't a fish. -- Marshall McLuhan

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away...
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully. -- Russian Proverb

to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best...
to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting. -- e.e. cummings

Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?
Didn't I buy a 1951 Packard from you last March in Cairo?