Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 28, 2006

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.
You can't hug a child with nuclear arms.

For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat...
For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments. Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put...

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...

YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!