| Humor: Monday December 25, 2006 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 25, 2006The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe...
The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe. -- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy If two people love each other, there can be no happy end... If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality... Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultier "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M... "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!" Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself... Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet. In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning... Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 25, 2006
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