Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 18, 2017

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants...
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large...
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody...
In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is; you're what's left.

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back And tickled her crack And pissed all over the ceiling.

Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.
Fine day for friends. So-so day for you.