| Humor: Sunday January 8, 2017 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 8, 2017Agnes' Law:
Almost everything in life is easier to...
Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing... There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean! There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin... There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 8, 2017
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