Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 24, 2017

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build...
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. -- Nikita Khrushchev

Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to...
Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. But he looked in the glass, And saw his own ass, And broke his neck trying to fuck it.