Freebsd Fortunes

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
                -- A. Einstein.

If only God would give me some clear sign!  Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.

If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
having to accomplish anything.

If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad,
he should see how bad it is with representation.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of
arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the
physical world.  One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker
entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.
                -- Vannevar Bush

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied
harder.
                -- Pope John Paul I

"If that makes any sense to you, you have a big problem."
                -- C. Durance, Computer Science 234

If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would
presumably flunk it.
                -- Stanley Garn

If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.
                -- Norm Schryer