Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 7, 2017

There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,...
There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...