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"I have to convince you, or at least snow you ..."
-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
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"I have two very rare photographs: one is a picture of Houdini locking
his keys in his car; the other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell
beating up a child."
-- Steven Wright
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1383 of 3566 |
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked
at in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
-- Poul Anderson
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1384 of 3566 |
"I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1385 of 3566 |
"I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it."
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1386 of 3566 |
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1387 of 3566 |
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
-- Bill Hoest
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1388 of 3566 |
I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1389 of 3566 |
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-- Albert Einstein
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Freebsd Fortunes: 1390 of 3566 |
"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building."
-- Charles Schulz
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