Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 10, 2006

If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you...
If you ever want to have a lot of fun, I recommend that you go off and program an imbedded system. The salient characteristic of an imbedded system is that it cannot be allowed to get into a state from which only direct intervention will suffice...

And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt...
And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!