Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 30, 2006

A thrice-married gal from L.A. Said, "My hymen's intact...
A thrice-married gal from L.A. Said, "My hymen's intact to this day, 'Cause my first (a shrink) talked of it, The voyeur only gawked at it, And my most recent man's a gourmet."

A day without sunshine .... is like ... night!
A day without sunshine .... is like ... night!

Anyone who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
Anyone who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.
If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it.

Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today!
Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today!

You don't have to be crazy to work here but it sure helps!!!!!!!
You don't have to be crazy to work here but it sure helps!!!!!!!

The difference between art and science is that science is what...
The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"

'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde,...
'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken' von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex. (Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in...

An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.

Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's...
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time, There's something wrong here, there can be no more denying, One of us is changing, or maybe we just stopped trying, And it's too late, baby, now, it's too late, Though we really did try to make...