Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 25, 2006

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what...
Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do. -- R. A. Heinlein

The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs...
The reason we come up with new versions is not to fix bugs. It's absolutely not. -- Bill Gates

I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and...
I selected E5 ... but I didn't hear "Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs"!

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.