Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 31, 2006

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter,...
"Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood agent

HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!

Heaven and earth were created all together in the same...
Heaven and earth were created all together in the same instant, on October 23rd, 4004 B.C. at nine o'clock in the morning. -- Dr. John Lightfoot, Vice-chancellor of Cambridge University

Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that...
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!

heavy, adj: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
heavy, adj: Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love...
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

A prediction is worth twenty explanations. --...
A prediction is worth twenty explanations. -- K. Brecher

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Klatu barada nikto.
Klatu barada nikto.