Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 28, 2006

You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and...
You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in use for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, and the carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the moment is only three-quarters full...

Pyro's of the world... IGNITE !!!
Pyro's of the world... IGNITE !!!

You need not worry about your future.
You need not worry about your future.

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through...
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely...
Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. -- Benjamin Franklin

A company is known by the men it keeps.
A company is known by the men it keeps.