Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 18, 2006

In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says,...
In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi, junior, what are you up to?" "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit. "Come now, friend rabbit, you know that's...

"It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes...
"It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry out a plan which he considers defective is at fault; he must put forth his reasons, insist of the plan being changed, and finally tender his resignation rather than be the instrument...

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Absence makes the heart go wander.
Absence makes the heart go wander.

The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.